Kuinka Mauri sai kakkaa päähänsä eli Lokin peräsuoliongelmat eli suomihuumoria parhaimmillaan
In Finland we don’t say “I love you” we say “haluan että porot uhraavat sinut perkeleelle” which translates to “you are the light of my life” and I think that’s beautiful
gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
lets talk about sims for a minute
in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.
also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens
THERE’S THIS KID IN MY MATH CLASS WHO WEARS CAT EARS
ITS GETTING WEIRD
I decided to join him
we’re starting a band
You guys should do a cover of that one cure song Lovecats
cosplay more like co$play
More like €o$p£a¥
how did you all miss cospay
Loki’s trick might very well be the only reason Thor survived his return to Asgard. Real Odin was ordering his soldiers to shoot him down. Do we really think real Odin was going to just nicely forgive Thor for disobeying him to his face, breaking his pet jotun out of his cage, and stealing one of the most advanced superweapons in the universe, all in order to show Odin up as a bad leader who can’t even defend his own realm properly?
He was banished just for insulting the old man a movie and a half ago, and now he’s conclusively proved to Odin that he’s no longer entirely the obedient drone he’d been programmed to be. He’ll team up with Loki rather than obey his father once he remembers to think on his own.
I mean, sure, Thor may have thought daddy will make everything ok again, but that doesn’t mean Thor’s right. He’s still learning how this critical thinking thing works, after all.
[And now I want fanfic where Loki
really did die oris doing his own thing somewhere else in some way, real Odin is still running Asgard, and when Thor comes back for his little chat Odin is the same unforgiving, unthinking egotistical asshole he’s just been shown to be and is like ‘nope, son, you burned that bridge,’ and has him executed for treason. Just to have some goddamn consistency with the characters for once.]
Demons run but count the cost
The battles won but the child is lost